“A pickle a day keeps the doctor away.”

“Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.”

“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.”

“First child eats dirt, parent calls the doctor. Second child eats dirt, parent cleans out mouth. Third child eats dirt, parent wonders if…

“The most sophisticated people I know – inside they are all children.”

“A sleeping bag is a tortilla for a human.”

“Cooking is like painting or writing a song. Just as there are only so many notes or colors, there are only so many flavors — it’s how you…

“Food brings people together on many different levels. It’s nourishment of the soul and body; it’s truly love.”

“Queso fresco, which is a very mild cheese, is definitely one of my favorites.”